Bruised knuckles

Wednesday is our inaugural office conker championships. Since I possess a vice and a drill, I have volunteered to prepare them for stringing, so today grown adults have been turning…

This one’s for 009

Yesterday I went to the circus. A ‘WORLD-FAMOUS’ one, no less, which appeared to have forgone invitations to perform in the Tuileries, Vienna and Hyde Park in favour of a…

You can’t beat the system

Sitting in the window of the 8.33 to Chingford this morning, I became aware of the gentle metallic drumming noise of the semi-recumbent, dreadlocked man in the seat behind me…

Telecommunications

There is a phone on my desk at work. Someone told me to be wary of answering it, but I am of the opinion that it’s much safer to answer…

Itsy bitsy nano micro

So I was reading a blog today that said blogs were dead. The writer was well aware of the contradictions in this. I wonder what will be next to die.…

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