A topography of minor injury
Despite other calamities, I have never been badly injured. I have never broken a bone, nor been cut deeply enough to require... Read More
Dear National Express
Dear National Express, I am writing to ask you to remove the tracking device which you have concealed somewhere about my person.... Read More
The kingdom of the leopardskin lady
This was on Facebook, but I never put it up on my blog proper, largely because of the hazards of search engines.... Read More
Dear Pricilia
I just found this old reply that I once sent in response to an email I received at work. Oddly enough they... Read More